End sabbatical... at deadline

Reading and writing take time; I was out on patrol with the Department of Public Safety this weekend (more on that to come).

In the meantime, one of my life goals edges closer to fulfillment (generating awareness of the impending zombie threat), with the impending publication of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

Revised opening line: "It’s a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."

Indeed. Now, if only if I can avoid parentheses for the rest of this post...

(Success! Oh...)